we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

George Sr.: Up yours, granny!
Lucille: You couldn’t handle it!Hand To God - 2x03
submission by Adam Hunter
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.